tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.